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Fee. XXIII, Cunt & tits.

My Face.

A sarcastic, perverse
and cynical cunt.

You know, it’s quite unsettling how many men in the world think it’s a good idea to try and talk to a girl by sending her a message saying “hey baby, into big cocks?” 
Hate to break it to you, but you do nothing but repulse said girl, and look like nothing more than a desperate creep trying to get his rocks off to some unknown girl because finding a real girl isn’t possible.

It’s sad that being genuine, charming and not a depraved horndog is so rare nowadays

Hello. 
Contrast levels are my friend today.

Hello.
Contrast levels are my friend today.

♥

TOKI IS SUCH A WEE BABE. AHH.

TOKI IS SUCH A WEE BABE. AHH.

First up on the “this mood is absolute balls, so I’m going to watch films until it passes” list.

First up on the “this mood is absolute balls, so I’m going to watch films until it passes” list.

greeneyedg0ddess:

this is my life

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dontshave4sherlock:

icavein:

kamikaze-kay:

bewareofthediscozombies:

mufasacunt:

Lets have sex and watch lotr.

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omg FRODO

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Yep, me right now.

Yep, me right now.

(Source: scooby-gang, via bridgeofbones)

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(Source: gaydreamzs, via rabbitcult)

Craving Burger Meats Bun and avoiding uni work. Holla.

Craving Burger Meats Bun and avoiding uni work. Holla.

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Oh lordy. The last one that came for me was about 200 quid. And I’ve not been able to use much of it being all up the duff and such. D:

God damn, that is just heartbreaking D: 

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