Hallways of Enchanted Ebony.

Always live your life with
your biography in mind

Fee. XXIII, Cunt & tits.
Taken by the manchunk.

My Face.

A sarcastic, perverse
and cynical cunt.

Sometimes I treat Penny too much like a baby..

Taking Penny on an adventure to the park turned into babysitting a giant child.

Pricing up the next two holidays already.
God damn.

Anonymous said: How long are you in Vegas for? You should definitely check out Town Square, tons of good restaurants and bars down there.

Replying to messages on phone seem to make them vanish, so this is why replies are late.

I was there for ten days, got back home this morning.
I don’t think we actually hit Town Square unfortunately. Next time I shall!

Sometimes we pose. Sister from another mister.

Huh.

9lbs off in three weeks.
Finally getting somewhere.

The fat wee ginger knackered herself with going mental for a big welcome home at the airport for me :3

Deep fried oreos and a deep fried twinkie.. time for the hearts to stop working.

ALL the new flavours of monster to try!

“My toy runs off a car battery.” hat with added dildo illustration. Who doesn’t love a bar where offensive hats are written up for you and stuck on your head.

Tonight, we dine at the most perfect Fee restaurant/bar to ever exist.

Jellyfishes!

Woop!

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