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Fee. XXIIII, Cunt & tits.
A sarcastic, perverse
and cynical bastard.

Monday night football in a bar drinking all the craft beer. ‘murrica?

Monday night football in a bar drinking all the craft beer. ‘murrica?

Shameless park selfies.

Shameless park selfies.

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Central Park is a beauty of a park amidst all these enormous buildings.

Central Park is a beauty of a park amidst all these enormous buildings.

Pigtails and chola hoops today. Off to prance around Central Park then drink til we can’t feel feelings anymore.

Pigtails and chola hoops today. Off to prance around Central Park then drink til we can’t feel feelings anymore.

So, we finally found a can of beer that made my hands look relatively normal sized. It just happened to be a 750ml one..

So, we finally found a can of beer that made my hands look relatively normal sized. It just happened to be a 750ml one..

Oh New York, you’re just beautiful at night.

Oh New York, you’re just beautiful at night.

So despite my miserable looking face from the fact my tits could cut through diamond at this point in time, staring out across New York in all it’s night glory was just gorgeous.

So despite my miserable looking face from the fact my tits could cut through diamond at this point in time, staring out across New York in all it’s night glory was just gorgeous.

Times Square shopping today and a brief stint past the Rockafella Centre. Away up the top of the rock later tonight for night time viewings!

Times Square shopping today and a brief stint past the Rockafella Centre. Away up the top of the rock later tonight for night time viewings!

Little bitty Sephora haul of today 💕 god damn Kat Von D ‘Lovecraft’ lipstick being sold out!

Little bitty Sephora haul of today 💕 god damn Kat Von D ‘Lovecraft’ lipstick being sold out!

So, we found The Hulk in the Lego store. SMASHSMASH.

So, we found The Hulk in the Lego store. SMASHSMASH.

Why doesn’t all iced coffee taste this damn good?! @stinakate, preparation has commenced 💀

Why doesn’t all iced coffee taste this damn good?! @stinakate, preparation has commenced 💀

Yep. And they won’t fucking behave today, gah.

Yep. And they won’t fucking behave today, gah.

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