Always live your life with
your biography in mind


Fee. XXIIII, Cunt & tits.
A sarcastic, perverse
and cynical bastard.

Yep. Holy hell, why so sunny, Glasgow. WHERE ARE MY SHADOWS.

Yep. Holy hell, why so sunny, Glasgow. WHERE ARE MY SHADOWS.

Life.

Life.

Stupidstupidstupid. Ah, I so don’t enjoy feeling like a complete freakin’ girl.

Stupidstupidstupid. Ah, I so don’t enjoy feeling like a complete freakin’ girl.

Hours of white Russians, a mid drink nap, and now back out to see some people. Social Saturday is social.

Hours of white Russians, a mid drink nap, and now back out to see some people. Social Saturday is social.

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Time to drink AW the White Russians. Lebowskis, best bar eveeeer.

Time to drink AW the White Russians. Lebowskis, best bar eveeeer.

slightlyignorant:

"Alta Acqua bookshop in Venice. Boats filled with Italian books. by colemanm"

slightlyignorant:

"Alta Acqua bookshop in Venice. Boats filled with Italian books. by colemanm"

(Source: pinterest.com, via kitschydelight)

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(via dead-lovers-sarabande)

(Source: modern-family-gifs, via noxnoctem)

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

(Source: omgreblog, via reggiesloth)

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