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Fee. XXIIII, Cunt & tits.
A sarcastic, perverse
and cynical bastard.

Can’t you just tell how ecstatic I am that the week is nowhere near close to being over? Fucksake.

Can’t you just tell how ecstatic I am that the week is nowhere near close to being over? Fucksake.

Queen Bitch Aurora cracks me the fuck up.

Queen Bitch Aurora cracks me the fuck up.

Ahh, today was a good day. Sleep, copious White Russians and officially landed myself the big beefcake manshape. Happy face is happy 😊😊

Ahh, today was a good day. Sleep, copious White Russians and officially landed myself the big beefcake manshape. Happy face is happy 😊😊

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chalice-of-perdition:

β€œWe are those who dwell in the days
In the heart of the utmost darkness
We are torn to savour the arts
Of Satans majesty”

(via caitaklysm)

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Jeff Bingham understands my lust. I wish he was my friend.

Jeff Bingham understands my lust. I wish he was my friend.

Cuddly monster number two, copping a feel as per usual.

Cuddly monster number two, copping a feel as per usual.

So, I’ve only recently realised that it’s now technically only 63 days until New York! Also meaning it’s only 70 days until I see my favourite Canadian wench @stinakate. So much excitement! ✈

So, I’ve only recently realised that it’s now technically only 63 days until New York! Also meaning it’s only 70 days until I see my favourite Canadian wench @stinakate. So much excitement! ✈

#tbt I miss my half and half hair, woe.

#tbt I miss my half and half hair, woe.

Max Black, spirit animal.

Max Black, spirit animal.

(Source: caradelevingned, via jingles-pigtails)

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

(via fretfucker)

(Source: aelinlaer, via plastic-trash)

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