Always live your life with
your biography in mind


Fee. XXIIII, Cunt & tits.
A sarcastic, perverse
and cynical bastard.

FACE.

FACE.

Realised I’m kind of totally in love with ‘Growl’ by @illamasqua while yearning for some new, nice brown eyes.

Realised I’m kind of totally in love with β€˜Growl’ by @illamasqua while yearning for some new, nice brown eyes.

Finally, the hair has been fixed properly. Thank you, super sunlight for the contrast. Let’s see how long it takes until I get bored of it.

Finally, the hair has been fixed properly. Thank you, super sunlight for the contrast. Let’s see how long it takes until I get bored of it.

GIANT LIPS OF DOOM. I will regret this in the morning.

GIANT LIPS OF DOOM.
I will regret this in the morning.

She’s my favourite lesbian. πŸ’•

She’s my favourite lesbian. πŸ’•

Hobbit. πŸ’•

Hobbit. πŸ’•

Giant hands of doom that engulf a glass. Quite fucked. Wheeeeeeee.

Giant hands of doom that engulf a glass. Quite fucked. Wheeeeeeee.

Major contrast levels. Time to drink excessively with the bros!

Major contrast levels. Time to drink excessively with the bros!

Yeah, just how I like to wake up. A cat on the boobs who refuses to move and keeps padding/kneading them. YOUR CLAWS HURT.

Yeah, just how I like to wake up. A cat on the boobs who refuses to move and keeps padding/kneading them. YOUR CLAWS HURT.

VISITING PRINCESS WIGGLEBUTT FOR CUDDLES. πŸ’•

VISITING PRINCESS WIGGLEBUTT FOR CUDDLES. πŸ’•

Sorry, just completely dying over the cute bundle that’s rolling around in my lap right now. πŸ’•

Sorry, just completely dying over the cute bundle that’s rolling around in my lap right now. πŸ’•

Studying all morning can only logically result in eventually layering on makeup and taking pictures.

Studying all morning can only logically result in eventually layering on makeup and taking pictures.

Shopping, cleaning, washing, ironing and cooking done. Housewife level achieved, time for beer and movies.

Shopping, cleaning, washing, ironing and cooking done. Housewife level achieved, time for beer and movies.

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