Always live your life with
your biography in mind
Fee. XXIII, Cunt & tits.
A sarcastic, perverse
and cynical cunt.
Thanks for behaving today, face. Time to go conquer this stress with excessive meat consumption and 5 hours of porn aka. the Thor double bill. Game on.
Mandatory bathroom photo from Damnation last year, which was the spawning of a beautiful friendship with this lovely lady @skulldilockslily and in just a couple weeks we shall be back <3
Some say I wear too much black, I say I don’t wear enough.
Time for shopping ventures and visiting the doped up one in hospital.
It’s annoying trying to decide what evil should take this blank space in my sleeve. DECISIONS DECISIONS.
Contrary to the ridiculous amount of selfies I post, I yearn for a day like this. When I actually felt remotely cute, and not like a troll who crawled out of a cave. Let me have one of these days soon, ta.
Hood up, aviators on, ratty hair.. This can only mean one thing. Party San is over, and the mission home begins. Fuck.
To all you flawless, absolutely glorious looking women; I hate that I’m not you, and I think I’ll just go take a cheese grater to my face now.
My brain is confused by immigration demands and laws and it hurts.
Gah, just make it nice and simple for me to someday move to Canada!